Do you have anything long and hard in your pocket that I might poke myself with?
Good, cuz neither does Laurie. Maybe a syringe...
(also known to Jonathan Mendenhall as "Mike the Dyke")
You all know that I pitch this project to DreamWorks' big three at SKG...and I know that "HateLisa" will be a huge success. You also know how Laurie likes to copy me...wear my clothes, jewelry, steal my jokes and vocabulary, and look at pictures of me and tell people that we once dated? Now she's pitching her own movie to DreamWorks as a sequel to the awesome male exotic dancer movie Magic Mike.
You also know that Laurie has always wanted to be a stripper/dancer at the Gentlemen's Club on Perez...Laurie's movie is about her own autobiography similar to Channing Tatum's called
"Magic Dyke"
...about a butchy drug user that longs to be a stripper so she steals some 25 year old implants and gets turned down for the job. You don't even want to know what she'll do for a $20.00 bill...it probably has to do with a cup and another girl.
It'll probably look something like this...
and not much of this...
Of course Laurie is SO MUCH OLDER than the cast of the original "Magic Mike" that she plans on casting another Channing in the role of "Magic Dyke" closer to Laurie's own age...
The one and only Carol Channing...I don't think we'll be Channing her tatum any time soon!!!
