Now I don't want to piss off Matthew McConaughey and Seth Green or Jeffrey's main man Snoop, but I had a situation tonight and I want to show all of you how you too can set up your own sting operation of the Palm Springs Police Department and Laurie LaFelony.
So tonight at work a guest lost a box of her medical marijuana which was turned into the front desk where I was working. I showed it to the clerk that I was relieving and it was super strong. God bless those dispensery people for growing the Purp Urp. (I do not support anyone in recovery smoking marijuana, but I do support Matthew, Seth and Snoop's position on the kush; to each his or her own)
This was an opportunity for America's Most Hypocritical Lesbian, high on methamphetamine, to really get her kicks...she's such a hypocrite. There she is in a home she doesn't own, high on meth and other drugs telling everyone that I was going to smoke the Chrismas Tree Specialty Blend...so I decided to play a game with her...the pot was too strong to keep at the front desk so I put it in the front office...but I told her that I was going to roll up one of my own....that kicks her into super bitch lessie mode.
Here's the thing. The frantic guest whom supports and has his or her medical marijuana card was looking for the stash which I returned to him. But I want to play a game with Laurie and Brian.
So when I get home today, I am going to roll up a cigarette with tobacco, and take a few puffs...seriously, real tobacco...and then I am going to hide the tobacco joint somewhere where my sister can find it. If you know Laurie's past, she's called her uncle to tell my sister where I kept my "safe can" (I use to have a Dr. Pepper can with a lid that screwed off to keep my stash in...but one day my sister found it. There was no way she would have ever known that it was a stash can, but Laurie did...she even saw me buy it...and being the cun* that she is, she called and tried to get me in trouble with my parents) That's the kind of sweetheart she is.
So this time I am going to make a fake joint out of tobacco and some rock candy, made out of only sugar, put it in a jewelry bag...hide it somewhere where nobody would ever find it...and let her tell my sister that I am using drugs. When my sister finds out that it's a joing made out of a Marlboro cigarette and tastes the rock candy...I'm going to ask her once and for all, WHO IN THE HELL TOLD YOU TO LOOK FOR THIS AND THAT I WAS USING...BECAUSE I KNOW IT IS LAURIE.
You all can do this too...set up the police to pull you over and search for rock candy and Marlboro joints...and when they find it and act like know it all shit heads you can have the last laugh and their badge numbers.
This is how you destroy and organized crime with it's roots in illegal surveillance...this is how you keep Laurie and the police from hurting the gay community. It also takes away one of the ways that Laurie and Brian rob an electronic harassment victim. It makes it difficult to satisfy Laurie's need to hurt gay men that won't fuck her and her need to steal. She is a self proclaimed nymphomaniac and cleptomaniac...she's told my team this.
I should have gone to gay pride last week and passed out thousands of "HateLisa" stamped jewelry bags filled with rock candy just so the stupid police would get the message...it's not a bad idea!!!
I can even write this here and she will still tell people that I am using...now how am I going to make my eyes red and get the munchies to sell the performance??? LOL That's the fun part!!!
Take the sadism out of her sexuality and you are left with a lesbian with a cop fetish for big tits, meth and anal probing...this is so easy for me, it's actually fun!!!
Have a nice day, Seth, Snoop and Matthew...I support your opinion, but I abstain.
Have a nice day, Seth, Snoop and Matthew...I support your opinion, but I abstain.
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| So what does this mean Laurie? What will you tell your sister and mine??? Good luck bitch, I don't use drugs!!! |
