The Mean Streets of Palm Springs During Laurie's Week of Rage...Well, Extra Rage....

 

 

It's the last week of the month so you all know what that means...

 

The streets run red with the flow of Laurie's womanly calling card.  I can only imagine that this is what it must have looked like on trash day around the La Palme complex when Laurie's Auntie Flow paid her monthly visit.  For that reason why would I even know when she visits if it isn't her?

 

Look folks we're dealing with one of those...you know...my "period is my biggest excuse" girls.  I'm not belittling the fact that it happens, it's inconvenient, it's only something a woman goes through, heck I'm the guy that tells my straight friends to carry tampons for their girlfriends in their cars...and a spare change of panties, BUT COME ON...this girl is too much!!!  So you flow, walk it off!!!

 

 

In order for anyone to be around her during her Salmon Run...you have to cater to her every whim.

 

Girls, a man knows that it sucks...just be honest with your man.  It's here...it'll be gone in a few days, I'm not feeling well and please understand that I hate it....that's all a guy needs.  Straight men worship vagina...they want it to feel better....you know they do.  So take that time to take a break...don't use it to turn your man into your slave...it will only backfire when he meets a woman that doesn't use it as a weapon!!! Trust me on this one!!!

Don't worry folks Laurie's egg(s) has left the ovary by now and she's waiting to drop...it will be over with in two or three days....then we start the pre menstrual cycle...for three weeks.

My friends call her Rag-gedy Ann during this week...so take it easy Annie...it's just a public service warning!!!  It's like telling beach goers that there is a shark in the water and not to swim there.