Bitch So Cheap She Stole The Leftover Chicken Bones Out Of Anthony's Fridge...Now That's Cheap!!! ( Press play for full effect)=======>

This, to Laurie and Brian LaBitch, looks like a meal...and then they steal it...no lie!!!

Sometimes I have to just say it the way it is.  Laurie and Brian LaBitch are cheap assed thieves...how cheap might you ask?  Well, you see this picture above...this, to me, might be sitting on my stove after dinner while I run to the store or over to a friend's home and when I get back, it's gone.  Literally, Laurie and Brian steal the leftover chicken bones to eat off of in their squat house.

Now it is no secret that Anthony Dabiere can cook his Italian ass off.  He literally can flat out cook.  So while he and Jonathan were living off the grapefruit tree in their apartment complex front yard because Laurie had stolen all of their finances...I decided I would take Anthony shopping so that we could make something that he and Jonathan could eat for a few days.  I figured it would be safer than just giving them money that Brian LaBitch would steal...so off to Walmart we went to buy stuff to make a big batch of homemade chili.

Anthony took his time and the whole condo smelled like chili.  There was enough to feed the two of them for at least three or four days.  Right after it was finished, I had a bowl, Anthony had a bowl and Jonathan appeared out of nowhere and ate some.  We all went to sleep...full for the first time in a long time.

Do you know what this bitch did?  When we woke up the next day, Jonathan was gone and the chili pot was empty.  The whole damn pot of chili was gone!!! I mean not even a bean was left in the pan.  Bitch even stole the cheese for the chili.  Anthony was left with the smell of chili to feed him for the next three days or until the soup kitchen opened.  I was perplexed.

What you don't know is this...what preceded my trip to see Jonathan and Anthony was this:

The night before I went down to take Anthony shopping for chili, I got a text from Jonathan's phone with a picture that looked like this one above.  An empty fridge with the caption, "look what we're having for Christmas" or something like this. I saw it and I felt horrible.  My friends don't starve at Christmas time.  So I decided I would go down and get them stuff to eat.

You know what?  Jonathan didn't even send me the picture, it was Laurie!!! Bitch is so damn cheap and so damn manipulative she literally sent me a picture from Jonathan's number and told me he had no food for Christmas knowing that I wouldn't like it and would get them food...SO THAT SHE COULD STEAL IT!!!! And this bitch has the never to tell everyone what an asshole that I am???

That is how evil she and her brother are...so poor they can't afford to pay attention.  It's like being robbed by a soup kitchen.

I wouldn't doubt that Laurie sent this message to all of Jonathan's relatives too...just so she could monitor his mail for money sent as a Christmas gift.  I don't know if that is true or not, only his family can tell.  I feel so horrible for them.

Charity begins with your family and friends and that's where her brother and she prey...on a person's kindness.  That's another reason that you don't EVER SEE ME ASK FOR MONEY FROM ANYONE.  IF SOMEONE SENDS YOU A REQUEST FOR MONEY FROM ME...YOU KNOW IT IS NOT FROM ME.  THERE IS TOO MUCH ROOM FOR ERROR WHEN IT COMES TO LAURIE AND SHE STEALS LIKE A BITCH IN HEAT!!!

Now you have to understand...I don't make a lot of money and I don't get paid for this...and at the time I had to pay for my place here...and I had to take care of rent for an apartment there...so that they wouldn't be "bought by Laurie" and would tell the truth when the time came...and I tried to keep electricity and water and stuff in that apartment, but keeping food for them would have been impossible...I'm not Jeffrey Katzenberg.  I was tapped...trying to keep my friends honest, fed and safe.

Oh yeah, Laurie and Brian LaBitch wouldn't be caught dead in the Catholic Charities Soup Kitchen for fear that one of the homeless people or more would recognize them as the people that took their home away...Laurie and Brian are too good for free food...but they aren't beneath setting up and stealing leftovers from poor people...isn't she just the biggest whore in the world?

My next encounter with the cheapest thieves in America was in Sedona, Arizona.  I gave Anthony $100 to go shopping for food...he came back with about $20 worth of groceries but I figured he had the rest of the money to buy more in Sedona...

We bought more food there...but Laurie and her brother stalked us there unbeknownst to me.  Do you know what this bitch and her brother did?  Not only did they get there and buy a butt load of candy...they bought two PlayStations, a chainsaw, porn, lube...and all kinds of sex stuff, but they didn't "have the money" to buy food for all of the people that they invited to stalk me there...so....they stole our food right out of our refrigerator.  Literally, I spent like $300 on groceries and got about $10 worth of food.

I went to bed with a fridge full of food for the week and woke up with nothing to eat for breakfast...bitch stole all my food and had thousands of dollars with her to buy junk...toy...lube...syringes up the ass...but no food.

This is the kind of person that Laurie LaBitch is.  Bitch would steal your saliva so that you could taste something for her.  I swear to God, she shaved her vagina, didn't like what it looked like, then sent her brother to shave off Steven Frey's eyebrows so she could glue them to her pussy!!! That's the kind of homeless vagrant she is.  She's sick.  She'd rob her own mother and sister just to feed herself.  I wouldn't doubt it.

She doesn't even steal your clean clothes, she runs to your hamper to steal your streaked underwear so that she can wear them herself. Boy's underwear.  She doesn't wash them or anything...just puts em on dirty.

Jonathan once told me that if he had to use the bathroom in her apartment, IF SHE HAD TOILET PAPER WHICH WAS ALMOST NEVER, that she would allow him to use only one square of tissue....one damn square....who uses one square????

It is rumored that even her implants in her tiny titties were stolen...old ones...manufacturer recalled implants hard as a stone...stolen and implanted in her so she would look like she's got real boobies...you know what happens to those things, they leak poison into your body slow and deliberate.  Karma will decide if that is true or not huh Laurie?

Cheap assed lesbian bitch....go steal your own garbage to eat.