Be sure to warsh yer hands afterwards...lol
Join em temaraaw as Weenis and Cleatus go to a "jug blowin" contest...y'all com bek now y'here. (Help me I'm being stalked by the Beverly Hillbillies!!!
People keep asking what's the difference between a redneck and a hillbilly so here's a sample response:
I think the biggest difference between rednecks and hillbillies is that hillbillies are born into it, and know nothing else. Rednecks know there is an outside world, and actively choose which parts of it to accept. Rednecks would jump at the chance to own a fancy truck and show off to the neighbors, hillbillies don't grasp the concept of "new car" because they haven't been exposed to the "new new new!!!" culture, and probably don't see the point in buying a shiny truck that will just get dirty.
Maybe this is why Junior was driving a red Dodge pickup that he didn't own when he used my boyfriend's license to pretend he was Christopher....you might be a hillbilly if you last name is Johnson....just sayin'
Another difference is when Junior Johnson breaks into a home...he steals...of all things...teeth...seriously, he stole Joe Johnson's dentures...a redneck knows how many teeth he's got left, but a hillbilly forgets where he left em.
Popcorn Johnson is looking to send me another picture of the other Johnson brother, his name is Fetus. The only explanation I could get cross the Hillbilly wire is that when Weenis asked his mama why she's gettin so fat her reply was, "This here's yer little bruther, Fetus" and the name stuck!
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| Here's Popcorn Johnson afore the tornada took his trailer and his coon huntin dawg |
