Who needs Ryan Seacrest when you have Lori LaFond?
I just wanted everyone to know that tonight, after being told that she can't any longer, Lori began a story about the Katzenberg Family. In this version, the entire family is out of town enjoying the birth of what would be David Katzenberg's second child. Lori is challenging what every single attorney has told her. Are you surprised? I'm not.
I wanted Jeffrey and his family to know that Lori is so mad at you for not lying for her, that she has, once again, taken to making up stories about your family. Now that Lori has been told not to talk about me or Christopher or our families, she needs also to understand that Benjamin Katzenberg is my friend and his family is also off-limits. I know what Lori is up to, she's challenging attorneys to see if they will arrest her for harassment. She thinks that this will give her some kind of "face time" with her "favorite celebrity", Jeffrey Katzenberg.
Also her friend, Missy Erection er...Ericcson is sitting in the wings waiting to tell Jeffrey some "boo hoo hoo" story about how she can't handle life with Lori. We are no longer putting up with Lori and her stories and I want Christopher to tell my attorney about what has been going on since Lori was asked to cease and desist.
Now it is time to show Lori that we mean action.
I'm not going to be some go-between for Lori and the Katzenbergs any longer. This is her problem to fix. I'm not the least bit interested in how that is supposed to happen, perhaps a miracle, but involving me is extortion. I want nothing more to do with Lori/Missy and Jeffrey. He needs to stop these girls from harassing me before our attorneys do. I'm up for either.
Don't fuck with me Lori and Christian, your time here is running out.
Katzenberg's private life is just that, private. I worry about their safety when Lori gets like this because she has threatened them many times before. She has a real distaste for Marilyn Katzenberg as Missy Erection was supposed to get her out of the way apparently. That makes me sick. She's a nice lady to many people. Despite my feelings, many people love her. You don't have to be my friend to be a good person. I don't want anyone to get the impression that my experience with her is the only one. She's done lots of good and Lori LaFond isn't the kind of person she needs to be dealing with. God, why can't Lori shut her mouth?
Stop harassing my friend's family now Lori...they aren't interested in funding your terrorism!!!
