What God put together let no man (or Lori) tear apart...we'll at least we know that Jeffrey and I are safe on that level. God made me gay and I would never have any kind of relationship with Lori LaFond and Jeffrey is married to a woman for many years now. So why is it that Lori keeps acting like she's some kind of ex-wife that needs to be financially compensated for? I don't owe her a fucking thing and Jeffrey owes her even less than that.
Lori has this way of telling people that she's "like a sister" or "like a mother" to people that can't stand her. It's her way of involving herself in our lives outside of our hearing or view. The truth of the matter is that if she has said this about you to someone, you are probably someone she is trying to scam. Lori doesn't have relationships with men outside of Christian, David, and her brother Brian whom she calls "Junior". In court documents, she's already denied knowing Christian and Brian "Junior" then splits hairs by renaming them "Chris" and "Brian" instead of "Junior" so that she looks like she didn't know whom I was talking about. It's bullshit. I have to hear Christian talking for Lori all day and night. Lori lives with Junior right this very minute. Why can't Lori just tell the truth and stop lying? It's simple, she's "Lisa" the urban legend come to life finally in the form of Lori LaFond. Which, if you've known her as long as I have, makes perfect sense. Lori LaFond would never want to be Lori LaFond...everyone dislikes Lori LaFond where I am from.
Lori is neither a friend of my sister nor is she my real sister. What she is, is a lying drug dealer that uses mind reading soft and hardware supplied by the military to read our thoughts. Then she calls family members to act concerned, like a friend would, to tell on the person she's targeted. I'm sure if my own sister looks back she will remember many times when Lori called her acting out of concern. The truth is that Lori just wanted to tattle on me like she tried to in high school. The only problem back then was that I didn't use drugs that she sold to students. The only time I tried pot, my friend got it from her and Lori called my sister and ratted me out. The pot couldn't have been in my possession for a day before it was flushed down the toilet.
As for Jeffrey's "ex-wife," we are still dealing with a "hit and Lissa" here. Lori just knows that Missy's fabulous tits will work their magic on Jeffrey again. I know that isn't the way Jeffrey feels about it, but that IS how Lori is. To some extent so is Missy. It is offensive to know that Lori tries every single day to pimp out Missy Ericcson like a prostitute when Missy clearly isn't down with the "man and woman" thing for herself. Lori just loves to hurt Marilyn, Jeffrey's wife. Once again, Lori's blatant problems with women are only frustrated more by her lesbian sexuality. It must be hard knowing that she did the same thing to her attorney, M. Katerine Jensen Esq. when Lori lied about working for the City of LaQuinta. "A woman would never believe a man instead of a female," and the lawyer bit, hard, on a hook that was planted in "man-hating" bait for the two of them. You see Lori would never work with a lawyer that didn't prefer a woman's point of view to a man's. I said all I needed to say in my blog, her attorney could easily have found out from Bryan Anderson who Lori LaFond was...I guess that girl power thing was being misused again.
No Lori neither Jeffrey nor I fantasize about you. He is a happy man and so am I. You just don't get it, do you? We aren't the perfect beard for your sexual feelings for women...maybe that's why you chose us. I could no more be obsessed with Lori LaFond that could Jeffrey. I am unattracted to her and I am gay. Jeffrey married and monogamous. Come on folks, this is a tweaker that is delusional. Nothing more.
