Honey please, how many of us targeted individuals has had the misfortune of picking up this Ring...Jere Ring that is! Steven Frey will also recall Jere's half time companion Johnny Jaqua, also known as Johnny Rotten.
Now, see, what Jere Ring thinks that I would write here is something funny and witty about his demeanor and fruity basket of wittiness, what I am going to say is this, "Why the fuck is my boyfriend's California Driver's License with all the wrong information on it being sent to your humble abode?" In case most of you are wondering, there is a fake California driver's license that has been issued and sent with the wrong birthdate and wrong statistics sent to the home of the ever cunning and, sometimes friendly, Jere Ring.
There have been more targeted individuals in and out of his home than the backseat of Rae Fernandez' police cruiser...and we all know why don't we Jere and Johnny?
One thing I want to caution all of you about is this home. Do not, under any circumstances, spend one night inside this man's abode. The last time I did, he turned from Jeckyl to Hyde and had someone try to beat me up simply to steal all of my belongings at the request of one Laurie La Tweeker. Don't trust either of these men with your life or your belongings. I can prove that Christopher's Driver's License was sent to this home with the wrong information on it, and now I think we know where other pieces of mail might have been sent too. We are checking through Laurie's abandoned mail pile for the address to Jere and Johnny's place.
Jere and Johnny should be aware that I grew up with their little drug dealing friend, Laurie (you probably call her Jessica or something else) and I know all about what she and you have done to people. I don't like having my things stolen and a punch thrown at me. No shade, just very very dim move guys. My team has the ability to check and see just how many California ID's and DL's have been sent to this address...better hope they all live there still. Bet they don't.
This is what happens when two little boys help plot to have me arrested on my 40th Birthday, Mr. Ring.
Jere and Johnny should be aware that I grew up with their little drug dealing friend, Laurie (you probably call her Jessica or something else) and I know all about what she and you have done to people. I don't like having my things stolen and a punch thrown at me. No shade, just very very dim move guys. My team has the ability to check and see just how many California ID's and DL's have been sent to this address...better hope they all live there still. Bet they don't.
This is what happens when two little boys help plot to have me arrested on my 40th Birthday, Mr. Ring.
