Hey Mister, that's not my sister!!!
Has Laurie ever become YOUR sister? While most of my friends have had this horrid experience, I'm in the unique position to tell all of you what it is like when she actually forces herself upon your real sister in real life, then tries to be her online, in text and on the phone. It's a side of Laurie's multiple personality disorder that has me thinking, "What the fuck do you think you are trying to pull off here crazy woman?"
If you are one of the sisters of my team members or just the sister of one of the victims, you need to be aware of what this crazy woman is trying to pull off. Because we love you girls, over the years, we've thought of you. Normally that would be a great thing, right? Not so in our situation. Laurie has a thing for sisters with a gay brother, and it isn't a good "thing". First of all girls, she wants to lesbian you. I'm just going to say it and get it out of the way. She wants to go all the way lesbian with you and she wants to flaunt it in our faces. Normally, being whom we are, we wouldn't care if you were lesbian, but in the case of most of my friends, you are not. Naturally we want to protect you, but you kind of have to go out on a limb here if you are going to believe us at this point. Actually, some of you know, already, that she has done things to your brother that no person ever should have...and in other cases, she's done things to you too.
The thoughts we've had about you over the years have shaped some kind of weird opinion about you in her head. She wants to become you, but in a different, oddly and eerily, more sexual way. She isn't Dr. Alicia Elmore, she's Dr. Alicia Smell-more. My sister is M. Bond, but in Laurie's version, she becomes more of an M. Bondage. You can see from property reports that she took Steven's sister, Sheree Frey and acts more like Sheree Freyedmybrain, when she tells police that she is really "Steven's sister". Tracy Johnson, also was implanted with a device, sister of Christian Johnson, has been portrayed by Laurie as Tracy "Doc" Johnson, dildo aficionado and sex toy heiress. My poor sister in law is also subject to phone calls made by Laurie to the police as Amanda Montiban...the attitude is as if she is the heiress to some kind of "Fantasy Island" television show brand. You might think this is funny, but I'm actually living near enough to my sister that Laurie has been making contact for years...I have the text messages to prove it. What she is in person is not what she's like at all. Don't get me wrong, when she is with my sister, she acts like some kind of know it all police special forces unity that knows all about where I hide my drugs (when I used them), whom I am friendly with, whom I've had sex with and so forth.
She's more like a super nosy gossip columnist trying to shame my image with my sister...and she enlists other people to do this as well. Mark Finley and Bryan Anderson are just a few of the people that she's acted like should call my sister and spread gossip. It's like she's trying to sister-friend them into some kind of lessie relationship through the back door of gossipy bitch tattletale.
The funny thing that isn't funny is that behind even our sister's backs she's stabbing them too. To their faces she's a know it all tattletale, but in reality she's taking their pictures and writing on them saying the most horrific things. Wedding albums, family photos, school pictures, yearbooks are all scribbled on with some of the most unbelievably hateful things. My own sister really has no idea of the kinds of things that Laurie has involved herself in...and when she finds out, she's gonna have a really bad reaction. Really bad.
Let me give you an example of the difference between Dr. Alicia Elmore and Dr. Alicia Smellmore. Jonathan's sister is a professional family doctor in Michigan. She's close with Jonathan and her family. She's a mom to two great kids. She's sweet, nice, smart and really intelligent. Jonathan adores her. She would never get caught up in some kind of fraudulent death scheme or charity fraud or anything. It's like the furthest thing from something she could ever even contemplate. She's basically the sister that made a tremendous success out of her life and Jonathan couldn't be more beaming and proud of her.
On the other hand, there is Dr. Alicia SMELL-more portrayed by Laurie LaFake. She's the pretend "sister of Jonathan" whom is involved in the fraudulent "death" of her brother. She's the one that helped with the funeral and memorial services for a brother that isn't dead. She's the sister that wants you to make charitable contributions in Jonathan's name to somewhere that probably lines her pocket. She's the one whom has two kids that Laurie is "illegally attracted to" (sorry Alicia, but she's really sick when it comes to kids; she does this with my nieces too). Dr. Alicia Smellmore has also probably said that she is friends and "close" with Laurie LaBullshit. Dr. Smellmore has probably tried to write prescriptions for Laurie too. Dr. Smellmore hates me as do all of the sisters of my friends...because I'M SO DISRESPECTFUL TO THEIR FAMILIES (NOTE SEVERE SARCASM HERE). I can also promise you all that Dr. Smellmore has been identified to Laurie's real family with the phrase, "Can you believe it daddy, a doctor in the family?" Jonathan just cringes then vomits at this concept.
I could go on and on about this but you get the picture ladies. You sisters need to be aware that my sister isn't really thrilled with the real Laurie, but she doesn't know everything yet, so I can tell her again and again, but you girls KNOW. Laurie spent decades tattling on me. She apparently is the real reason that my sister thought way more worse things about my drug use than was ever possible. I know that Amanda Monti can relate. She tries to ruin your brothers in the eyes of your family just like she did with her own brother Brian, whom really is an asshole and a dick...can you be both? YES! I've spent the last seven years showing my sister that I'm responsible and totally sober...she's finally taking my side again. Remember, I was a successful Justice Department employee for a decade or so and my sister was still thinking the worst so you know the damage was deeply untruthful and gossipy.
Sister, I don't know where you get off talking shit about me. You are the lowest form of sister on the planet and likely the universe. If you think for one second that my sister or any of my friends sisters are going to stop being married to lez out with you, you had better start dressing up your brother and pretending again. Our sisters love us. No matter what you've done, they're still going to love us. We're tight, close, loving brothers that can't ever accept you into our lives or theirs...ESPECIALLY THEIRS!!! Take a walk Laurie, your own family doesn't want you...and mine will throw you in jail if you come around!!!
One favor I have to ask of you ladies: It is really important that you support what I am doing for your brothers and sisters. Laurie will try to pretend to be YOU on the phone, in emails or in text messages...and she will say the most hideous things and threaten criminal charges and shit. I need you girls to write letters of support for this project, your brother or sister, and, selfishly, me. I love your brothers...so much that I've given up so much to help them. We are a family of friends...you are included in our love.
If you are one of the sisters of my team members or just the sister of one of the victims, you need to be aware of what this crazy woman is trying to pull off. Because we love you girls, over the years, we've thought of you. Normally that would be a great thing, right? Not so in our situation. Laurie has a thing for sisters with a gay brother, and it isn't a good "thing". First of all girls, she wants to lesbian you. I'm just going to say it and get it out of the way. She wants to go all the way lesbian with you and she wants to flaunt it in our faces. Normally, being whom we are, we wouldn't care if you were lesbian, but in the case of most of my friends, you are not. Naturally we want to protect you, but you kind of have to go out on a limb here if you are going to believe us at this point. Actually, some of you know, already, that she has done things to your brother that no person ever should have...and in other cases, she's done things to you too.
The thoughts we've had about you over the years have shaped some kind of weird opinion about you in her head. She wants to become you, but in a different, oddly and eerily, more sexual way. She isn't Dr. Alicia Elmore, she's Dr. Alicia Smell-more. My sister is M. Bond, but in Laurie's version, she becomes more of an M. Bondage. You can see from property reports that she took Steven's sister, Sheree Frey and acts more like Sheree Freyedmybrain, when she tells police that she is really "Steven's sister". Tracy Johnson, also was implanted with a device, sister of Christian Johnson, has been portrayed by Laurie as Tracy "Doc" Johnson, dildo aficionado and sex toy heiress. My poor sister in law is also subject to phone calls made by Laurie to the police as Amanda Montiban...the attitude is as if she is the heiress to some kind of "Fantasy Island" television show brand. You might think this is funny, but I'm actually living near enough to my sister that Laurie has been making contact for years...I have the text messages to prove it. What she is in person is not what she's like at all. Don't get me wrong, when she is with my sister, she acts like some kind of know it all police special forces unity that knows all about where I hide my drugs (when I used them), whom I am friendly with, whom I've had sex with and so forth.
She's more like a super nosy gossip columnist trying to shame my image with my sister...and she enlists other people to do this as well. Mark Finley and Bryan Anderson are just a few of the people that she's acted like should call my sister and spread gossip. It's like she's trying to sister-friend them into some kind of lessie relationship through the back door of gossipy bitch tattletale.
The funny thing that isn't funny is that behind even our sister's backs she's stabbing them too. To their faces she's a know it all tattletale, but in reality she's taking their pictures and writing on them saying the most horrific things. Wedding albums, family photos, school pictures, yearbooks are all scribbled on with some of the most unbelievably hateful things. My own sister really has no idea of the kinds of things that Laurie has involved herself in...and when she finds out, she's gonna have a really bad reaction. Really bad.
Let me give you an example of the difference between Dr. Alicia Elmore and Dr. Alicia Smellmore. Jonathan's sister is a professional family doctor in Michigan. She's close with Jonathan and her family. She's a mom to two great kids. She's sweet, nice, smart and really intelligent. Jonathan adores her. She would never get caught up in some kind of fraudulent death scheme or charity fraud or anything. It's like the furthest thing from something she could ever even contemplate. She's basically the sister that made a tremendous success out of her life and Jonathan couldn't be more beaming and proud of her.
On the other hand, there is Dr. Alicia SMELL-more portrayed by Laurie LaFake. She's the pretend "sister of Jonathan" whom is involved in the fraudulent "death" of her brother. She's the one that helped with the funeral and memorial services for a brother that isn't dead. She's the sister that wants you to make charitable contributions in Jonathan's name to somewhere that probably lines her pocket. She's the one whom has two kids that Laurie is "illegally attracted to" (sorry Alicia, but she's really sick when it comes to kids; she does this with my nieces too). Dr. Alicia Smellmore has also probably said that she is friends and "close" with Laurie LaBullshit. Dr. Smellmore has probably tried to write prescriptions for Laurie too. Dr. Smellmore hates me as do all of the sisters of my friends...because I'M SO DISRESPECTFUL TO THEIR FAMILIES (NOTE SEVERE SARCASM HERE). I can also promise you all that Dr. Smellmore has been identified to Laurie's real family with the phrase, "Can you believe it daddy, a doctor in the family?" Jonathan just cringes then vomits at this concept.
I could go on and on about this but you get the picture ladies. You sisters need to be aware that my sister isn't really thrilled with the real Laurie, but she doesn't know everything yet, so I can tell her again and again, but you girls KNOW. Laurie spent decades tattling on me. She apparently is the real reason that my sister thought way more worse things about my drug use than was ever possible. I know that Amanda Monti can relate. She tries to ruin your brothers in the eyes of your family just like she did with her own brother Brian, whom really is an asshole and a dick...can you be both? YES! I've spent the last seven years showing my sister that I'm responsible and totally sober...she's finally taking my side again. Remember, I was a successful Justice Department employee for a decade or so and my sister was still thinking the worst so you know the damage was deeply untruthful and gossipy.
Sister, I don't know where you get off talking shit about me. You are the lowest form of sister on the planet and likely the universe. If you think for one second that my sister or any of my friends sisters are going to stop being married to lez out with you, you had better start dressing up your brother and pretending again. Our sisters love us. No matter what you've done, they're still going to love us. We're tight, close, loving brothers that can't ever accept you into our lives or theirs...ESPECIALLY THEIRS!!! Take a walk Laurie, your own family doesn't want you...and mine will throw you in jail if you come around!!!
One favor I have to ask of you ladies: It is really important that you support what I am doing for your brothers and sisters. Laurie will try to pretend to be YOU on the phone, in emails or in text messages...and she will say the most hideous things and threaten criminal charges and shit. I need you girls to write letters of support for this project, your brother or sister, and, selfishly, me. I love your brothers...so much that I've given up so much to help them. We are a family of friends...you are included in our love.
