For those of you that don't know...a TWAT-anabe, is a female terrorist from Palm Springs that uses standard torture techniques over a remote neural monitoring system...(named after Watanabe; the head concentration camp guard in the Louie Zamperini story)...also known as Laurie LaTuna.
A Twat Waffle, as defined by the Urban Dictionary, the official literary source for American slang, is an "1.elitist; someone unaware of their own limitations and highly critical of others 2.a general prick (see douche nozzle)" I know Brad Pitt will be using this one, but not around the kids please Moneyballs.
Laurie, "The TwatWaffle", Twatanabe LaTweek...has reached a point where I need to call her out on it again. You are being a prick again Laurie...your constant need for my attention and everyone else's in the face of your total douchbaggedness isn't annoying me, it's embarrassing your real family; that I call a "Whaaaaamily for the way that you use them as your excuse for all the terrible things YOU DO. I know of your plans to go to your thirtieth high school reunion to try to trash my family and me, and make yourself look like a complete bull dyke...but trust me, when I tell everyone that I was infected by a woman that I've never had sex with or ever used a needle in my entire life...they are all going to know that you, the spreader of legs and rumors, is that person. You've already sworn in court that you don't know a thing about me...yet you run around spouting off about my father, my sister and me like you are some kind of expert. Douchenozzle.
Keep it up Hefty Bag...I can out love all of your hate. I remain unbroken by your rumors and innuendo...your filthy words make you look and sound like a fucking whore, a real Twat Waffle. For Bradley, I was going to call her Twat-lapia, like tilapia, the cheapest fish you can buy, but I thought that was a bit too West Hollywood for my blog. She puts the LAP in Twat-LAP-ia!!!
Smelly bitch:
(Yes, you can all laugh now...lol)
