It works kind of like a pencil sharpener, but I would caution that when Laurie suggests that you put your own piece of man inside of it, you hand her something like a zucchini or a cucumber...the blades are sharp!!!
Turn almost any household item into a dildo with her own personal "dildo maker". "Who needs a man when there's a carrot in the fridge", Laurie always says!!!
This way Laurie can have a new "boyfriend" every day of the week. Featured above are her past boyfriends from the PSPD, the Nick Andre carrot, the Kelly Fieux candle, the Alvin Telles old piece of wood and the "four year boyfriend ex" Bryan Anderson model.
You think I'm joking but Bible, she literally names her dildos after police officers that she monitors!!!
