When you are one of my friends or myself, joking about the police department, isn't really all that funny. I know that it seems like satire, and it is, to show Officer Fernandez arresting Santa Claus for Christmas because he's been tipped off by Laurie, but there have been some arrests that aren't any less ridiculous as far as we're concerned. So while we all have a good laugh at Officer Fernandez and Laurie's, "sister friend" relationship, let's all remember, there have been some serious consequences for their alleged actions. When I say alleged, I mean, when we prove it in court...then, not so much.
For instance, the cost of being an electronic harassment victim arrested illegally and not convicted has cost me thousands and thousands of dollars...probably in the area of $50,000...and that's just for being arrested. Then there are the costs of medications for the HIV/AIDS drugs to keep us alive...$40,000 per year. Then there is the cost of the cars that are destroyed, the belongings that are burglarized while we sit in a jail cell on a charge that is later dismissed, the years in jail where we could have been making money and the money we lose out on because of the felonies that we are railroaded into taking a plea for because the Commissioner is in on the "electronic harassment sting operation" called "a Steven Frey" thing.
The costs to our families is tremendous. The inability to have any hope of a future destroyed for 8 or more years of our lives and, if you are like Steven Frey or myself, there is the loss of a career that I went to college for...another $100,000 down the tubes because I won't ever be able to work for the U.S. Justice Department again with all of the problems that this police department caused for me...or Steven's tax debt that will never allow him to have a job with the levies they'll put on his wages for that cool half million dollars he owes.
So while some of you might think I am being unduly harsh to the officer that many think exposes rookies to this system of officer implantation...allegedly...think again. She's received promotions and raises and commendations for things that hard working unimplanted cops didn't get. We don't need an experienced cop singing the praises of Laurie LaTweek and her brother...drug dealers with an penchant for violence and mayhem. We need cops like Issac Hackbarth, Stephanie Campbell and Randy Tackett that most e.h. victims will find professional and courteous. Some of these cops may be implanted, but they at least acted in a professional manner and show concern for the victims of this crime.
I hate the words "sting operation" as it pertains to our police department. It sends shivers up our spines. Whatever happened to good old fashioned police investigations where they develop information based on principles that are time tested...a crime happens and the cops go to the crime scene to gather information, not to accost the victim. They go to the scene of a rape. They enforce a restraining order. They protect their informant and don't throw them under the bus.
I'm lucky. I'm charismatic enough to have attracted some of the biggest players in Hollywood to get involved. I had to show them what I think like. Do you know how long it took for me to convince people that what the police said about me was bullshit? Do you know how hard it is to go on television and admit that I "hear voices" in my head that are absolutely real? It wasn't easy. These cops think that they can get away with listening to the exact same voices and get raises while we get lowered. Not on my watch.
Laurie is a LIAR. It is her! It isn't some other woman. It isn't Leah Fauntleroy. It isn't Tracy Johnson. It isn't some made up name like L'auri Shoemop or Vixxie Curtainfloor. It is the same bitch that hooked you up that is torturing us. If you won't stop her then you will go down with her. The Palm Springs Police Department is NOT THE ONLY LAW ENFORCEMENT OPTION OPENED TO US...NOT BY A LONG SHOT!! My connections are tremendous...my influence is good...my team is solid...and the PSPD's remote neural know-it-all is a slave master...and she's a real bitch too.
The gay community demands more respect than we're getting...we can bring in our big guys too. We have more money and we're better educated than most of the police and that's not to brag, it's a fact. Not every gay stereotype is real. We're not all on meth. We're not all promiscuous. We're not all passive. The police are damn lucky I put together the team I did...willing to work with this department until we tire of the same old, "we're working on it" pacifier.
It's been twenty seven years since I was implanted...I want to have my privacy restored and I want my friends to have a chance at a life in the second half of their adulthood. We deserve better, we are better...we worked harder and our work won't be in vain.
Now that Santa is in jail maybe we'll get some attention from the kids in our area too...but the police will probably just give him a burglary charge and a "suspicion for being under the influence of meth", a drug test that will be negative and Commissioner Best will sentence him to 3 years of probation and a Prop 36 class. That will give Rae and Laurie 3 more years to try to have him thrown in prison - this last jab is for my boyfriend Christopher.
In a strange, and I'm sure unrelated twist, somehow Laurie and Brian ended up with all of the toys in Santa's sleigh the night that he was arrested. Santa has filed a complaint about his pat down where he said Rae spent a bit too much time lingering around his jingle balls, Saint Nick Andre assisted in the search. Santa was taken to jail practically nude wearing only his fur hat for protection...Officer Fernandez "forgot" to lock up his sleigh and Laurie said, "she'd keep an eye on it for her"...next thing you know...all the presents went missing. Laurie's looking into it for the PSPD, no need to investigate. It was probably some gay meth addict that stole the items...yeah right!!!
Now that Santa is in jail maybe we'll get some attention from the kids in our area too...but the police will probably just give him a burglary charge and a "suspicion for being under the influence of meth", a drug test that will be negative and Commissioner Best will sentence him to 3 years of probation and a Prop 36 class. That will give Rae and Laurie 3 more years to try to have him thrown in prison - this last jab is for my boyfriend Christopher.
In a strange, and I'm sure unrelated twist, somehow Laurie and Brian ended up with all of the toys in Santa's sleigh the night that he was arrested. Santa has filed a complaint about his pat down where he said Rae spent a bit too much time lingering around his jingle balls, Saint Nick Andre assisted in the search. Santa was taken to jail practically nude wearing only his fur hat for protection...Officer Fernandez "forgot" to lock up his sleigh and Laurie said, "she'd keep an eye on it for her"...next thing you know...all the presents went missing. Laurie's looking into it for the PSPD, no need to investigate. It was probably some gay meth addict that stole the items...yeah right!!!
Merry Christmas everyone...I won't let you down.
