Could there be a worse day on the planet Earth than Thanksgiving for Laurie LaUngrateful???
First of all, she isn't thankful for anything. Giving isn't something she knows how to do unless you count an STD or something like an empty bank account. Put the two together and you have the most incredibly terrible day that could ever be...Thanksgiving.
She is a huge fan of Nothankstaking Day...though. What is lacking in her life is life itself...it was most apparent today while I was sleeping and she was spewing her hateful talk trying to pretend that she was some kind of gangster bitch. A gangster bitch without a gang, is just a bitch. She literally dressed in all black hoodie and bandana thinking she was going out tonight to steal a leather couch that my family is getting rid of soon. I guess the one that she just had to steal from Steven Frey isn't good enough any more. Apparently her ass is allergic to cow hide...as usual nothing lasts forever with Little Miss "Just Has To Have It".
We all knew that when she stockpiled pounds and pounds of meth 7 years ago that she wouldn't be able to handle it...and she's proving all of us right. If the PSPD had done anything to stop her, they would have had a huge bust, but, as usual, they blew it. So for seven straight years my team and I have had to suffer through the constant threat of physical harm, illegal arrests and burglaries of our homes.
Now nothing that she is telling anyone is adding up because she can't really tell the truth...if it feels like a lie, it's because it is. I don't live my life in fear usually, but the specter of having this "ghost woman" living close enough to strike at any moment isn't exactly the most comfortable feeling either. This police department sicked her on me like a mad dog hoping for another negative result...this blog is telling all of you whom she is and what she's done...no matter what, I'm good.
Regardless of how Laurie feels, I am extremely grateful for my life and want you all to know that Thanksgiving, for me, is a very positive experience that I will never let her take from me or my family.
