Parents lock up your kids. Boyfriends don't go outside. Rae Fernandez, don't answer your phone. Nick Andre, wait for the signal because....
It's Lori's 51st Big Girl Birthday. That's "fifty" not "fifteen"...Class of 1985, TPHS!!!
To our favorite carpet munchausen by proxy girl here's hoping you get to finally clean Missy's rug! This way you can say that someone else did it and you aren't a lesbian.
Get it? Carpet Munchausen...like a lesbian that is in the closet...by proxy...so someone else is the lesbian and not Lori. Come on guys that one is hilarious!!!
