Have you ever seen a missile fire and then it misfires? Instead of going up it just spins on the launch pad in a classic "failure to launch". Do you know that Laurie and Brian are two classic "failures to launch"? They are like two meth fueled missiles that failed to get off the launch pad. Instead they just spun out of control for fifty years and never went anywhere. They said they did, but they didn't.
Two of them...blaming everything on everyone but themselves. It's sad to think of how much of their own lives that they've spent using blaming their failures on me and my family. My family doesn't have anything to do with them. To hear Laurie tell you, we've been horrible to her.
Don't believe her...she's failed to launch herself.
