Time to get the good suits out again. Have I got a great story to tell you. Recent events have me in a terrific position to talk to you in the very near future. I don't want to go into great detail on here, but it looks like you and I will be having a good chat soon. I think it will be really interesting and you will find it to be really helpful in understanding.
I am looking forward to seeing and speaking with you to enlighten you and, of course, chatting. I have a feeling that you will be doing a lot of what you see above in the future. Man, this has been a long strange 14 years.
Rather than give my adversaries any advantages by spelling out on here what my strategy is, even though they know, I want to assure you, I have, as usual, planned this very well. You will be impressed. In the meantime, I still have none of the money that the Asshole stole from me...he isn't willing to do anything.
