Warts And All: Maybe It's Where You Put Your Hands All Day Laurie?

While the mystery still baffles Laurie, most of us know where she is putting her hands all day.  Especially the right hand!!!  I think she thought she was going to grow hair on her palms, this was a surprise!

Human Papillomavirus...you hear about it all the time these days on the television.  In its most extreme it can cause cervical cancer in women and prostate cancer in men.  80 -90 % of people with HPV will see the symptoms of these "genital warts" go away over time, but some are very easily spread through sexual contact.  Women can spread this virus to their hands through masterbation.   This, obviously would be more common with women than men if the male did not have HPV on his penis.

There is a vaccine for people under the age of 26.  Gardasil and Cervarix are available treatments for these people.

This is only one of the reasons that I am talking about the warts that have to be considered with Laurie while encountering her past though.  You see a sociopath is going to paint the most unlikely rosey past that she can.  It isn't true.   In fact I challenge any law enforcement officer to find any kind of actual proof of real schooling or work or taxes or social security or anything that she doesn't submit to you herself.  Do your research and find out for yourself what you can using conventional means to learn about the real Laurie...using her real birthdate and her real name...all of it.  You will find that there isn't a stitch of truth to any of her stories.  If you want the real truth I'd suggest starting with the USMC in Twentynine Palms.

I guess the moral of this post is:
If you don't want warts, don't sleep with a frog!!!