Before Laurie smears on all of her foundation that she likes to call, "body make-up", and makes her dyke hair cut look less mullet, to head to Palm Springs for MY HIGH SCHOOL REUNION, I'd like to point out a few of the ranks' children that will be there. Do you really want your historically violent daughter around these people's kids again? Coughing, wheezing, sneezing and trying to get them to "take a sip of something". Laurie's wanted revenge for so long against everyone in the military that she's willing to do it again to her own mom and dad.
There will be several colonels' kids, a general's kid (don't want to remind him of that car incident again do you Laurie?), a few major generals' kids and then there are city council members' kids and other people that will all watch as Laurie parades herself around like some ex-high school bully.
I'm not going...wouldn't if you paid me. Couldn't be near these people with a clear conscience.