Without question, Laurie's biggest failure was inventing stories in her mind with the tiniest bit of truth, so that she could bake up a huge fucking lie. She's got this idea that she can look at a picture and make up an entire lifetime based on the photograph and the subject.
She literally thinks that looking at a photograph affords her the liberty of talking for that person, reporting a crime on behalf of that person or calling someone on the phone and pretending to be that person. She likes to call herself, that person's "personal assistant". Of course, I do not have any type of "personal assistant" and neither do most people. Who can afford someone calling around and "dealing with the details" of their life. Certainly I do not. Anthony and Jonathan don't. Christopher's personal assistant is named "Kevin" and that is me. We all have heard Laurie volunteering herself as a "personal assistant" to movie producers, actresses and other people, but mostly she hasn't ever spoken to them about it.
For years she called herself, "Steven Frey's" personal assistant that "made business investments" for him. Um. That's kind of ridiculous since he doesn't have the kind of money to invest in anything now for more than two decades. This is her excuse for having all kinds of personal information with his name on it in her possession. It is all evidence of a crime.
Laurie's big fat imagination is only out done by her big fat mouth and her teency weency brain.
